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sorry for the brutal honesty...

one thing i loved about this movie...
...the X in the upper right hand corner

if you managed to actionscript your buttons, why didnt you just ACTIONSCRIPT the quality to medium instead of asking the viewer to do it. i mean, the movie wasnt bad quality, really. but there was no... background. just another slapdash action stick movie with trite movements and no real point.

N2tZ responds:

i did'nt actionscripted the movie to medium because some viewers have a gooooood computer. Did you even watched it to the end???
Well no prob whit the honesty

close, very close

"pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives"
hmmm... you were close

very good actually. i was just laughing at you on that part (thats why you got a humour of "8")

Mp3-Lock responds:

Thats what makes it classic, It says green pepers and theres a red one. =D

good work, you crazy kid

it means you need to make sure you are taking the full recommended dosage of your meds. i actually really liked this. very nice work (and it is NOT graphically intensive, like your preloader says).

5/5

not bad

ummm... haiku is supposed to have a strictly nature-related theme, in which an epiphany comes from the realization of some element of life or nature, etc. what you have here is one of the other forms of 5-7-5 japanese poetry. its called something else. i dont remember its name.

good poem tho (dont misunderstand)

tfchuck responds:

i never really cared for haiku before this but i thought it was a neat poem when i read it-- i actually think it has to do with Plato's parable of the cave...

well... just a few thoughts...

im sure this piece was meaningful (that isnt sarcasm), and i enjoyed seeing something that wasnt a cut-and-dry overplayed piece of work. my only problem is that a 2-frame loop of a poorly drawn picture, placed in a slideshow with the like does not qualify as "flash". this is merely an animated slideshow, and for that, i really dont see the relevance. again, the piece wasnt all that bad. i just dont think that NG is where this belongs.

FiveStar responds:

cawk cawk

the punchline?

the punchline was misspelled. dont get me wrong. youre a pretty go artist and everything. but when i FINALLY read what it said, i couldnt help but think "is this a new word, or did he mean 'testicles'?"

yeah. a genitalia joke. really fucking hilarious.

excellent, superb, mediocre, and more!!1

hahah... go pro-choice! i love this cat. she is awesomecore 2 t3h m4XX0rZ!!1eleventyone!1!! just kidding. i dont talk like that. but i am going on fanboy on this submission. its great. keep up the excellent work.

yay for runescape parodies

you totally win. dont get me wrong, it wasnt very well made... but i do love runescape, and that is why i love this.

im impressed

not only is it nice, but your fluidity is amazing. the character moves realistically enough to be considered human-like. in my FBF movie, i couldnt get a human movement that was realistic. if only i could take lessons from you.

crazy jew!

crazy jewish police officers. he might have been speeding, but that cop mustve been flying to catch up with him. crazy jew.

by the way, why DID the cop car have a star of david on the side of it?

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