authorblues's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Tea"]

you win x 99999

i say this with all due respect, this is just conceptual bullshit, and i have to admit that i absolutely love it. theres just something about this that i cant help but adore. its amazing.

you have just made my highly-coveted favorites list, and that, in itself, is an honour. dont thank me just yet. i also accept all major credit cards.

[Daily2oon08282005]

meh...

this is the worst collection to date. gimme 20 min to throw something together there, and ill send it off to you guys. i swear, if everything in the portal were like this, all my work would make frontpage. you guys embarrassed the Daily2oons. and to think, you guys were really improving lately.

[Jacob the super Amish 2]

jesussword

im kinda on the fence with this one. on one hand, its poorly animated and slow (dear god it went slow), but on the other hand, it makes fun of an oft-forgotten minority group like the amish, plus he had a totally hardcore jesussword.

all my 5/10 are belong to you... but you get an 8 overall...

[Natural Flight]

i <3 j00

this was so beautiful. so inspiring. ive totally fallen in love with you (in a heterosexual way, i dont care what gender you are). this is amazing work. youre my new favorite person ever. you win today.

[Take Flight]

screw pr0n, blamming is more fun.

dammit. i really wanted to blam this. but it actually turned out to be decent. you really should post more shit so i can blam more. it gives me my kicks for the night.

[Castlevania:Inebriated]

4 to the 9

kinda repetitive, but overall good. i love your artwork. id love to see more like this (only, without the repetitive). i really did like it tho.

i think you couldve improved this by adding a scene with other characters and more jokes. but this, standalone, was very good.

[The Newgrounds Nerds]

good work, but a few thoughts...

this was a good idea, just lacking it artistic quality. you could EASILY make frontpage if you were to just collaborate with an artist to make this work. i actually know how it is to not be a very good artist, so that is why i dont do movies.

good work tho. 4/5 definately. loved it.

[Daily2oon08052005]

straight, solid work

this was probably the best 2oon to date. thank god you changed the preloader from that crappy 24hours shit, but now the preloader takes FOREVER. still, solid work. collaborations should be more like this. forget everything you learned from the 2oons last month. make more like this, and all my fives will be with you.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

I can't blame you. I was getting bored with the old loader too.

If anyone else is interested in making new loaders send em to [e-mail]

[!!Crazy Tutorial 2!!]

please, make the monotony stop

im so sick of tutorials getting great scores. i mean, this was the same stuff you could find on any other tutorial, and yet you get a three. a three is saying "your work was good enough to warrant an above-average rating". there was nothing above average about this. there is nothing above average about ANY of these tutorials anymore.

the last person who made a good tutorial was... i dont know. whoever made the first one. then these things became some sort of sick trend. why does everyone want to make one of these?

[How to Disappear]

wow, thats a first

well, the music was good, but i think it might have been the reason why i fell asleep. i kid you not, as soon as your intro was over, i nodded off. when i woke back up, the SAME EXACT thing was on the screen. that is literally the first time that has happened. except late at night. i do that all the time late at night. of course, i dont give those movies scores, because i didnt watch them.

however, in my half-asleep stupor, i felt i really grasped just how bad this movie was. i mean, i didnt have to be fully awake to understand JUST how bad this movie was.

keep up the great work.