Score: 10

"all my tens"

submission: The NG Redesign Collab

date: July 17, 2007

yeah, this turned out to be pretty badass. thank evan we decided to do this. congrats on the shitty score, guys. :P

Score: 10

"amazing"

submission: Dante's Inferno: Canto I

date: January 30, 2007

im sure im biased, since la divina commedia is my favorite book, but this was amazing. please continue with some other notable cantos. maybe hit up the virtuous pagans, the simoniacs, or maybe just do the last ring with the betrayers.

please keep this going a bit further.

Score: 10

"very hawt"

submission: The 10 Second Collab

date: July 14, 2006

impressive work, kids. i loled many times. you guys win my vote. actually, im favoriting this. lawlerskates...

Score: 10

"victim of the situation"

submission: Babeball Teaser

date: May 5, 2006

im very glad you released this on your own. on behalf of spammy and myself, i apologize that the API collab died out, but you had the best piece, honestly, and im glad you ended up doing something with it. it turned out magnificently...

Score: 0

"meh"

submission: Gladicus-ZERO arenaCombat

date: March 17, 2006

i liked this game better when you called it visisus rage...

Score: 10

"hmmm..."

submission: String Avoider

date: March 13, 2006

i was going to spend this review congratulating you on a daily award, but i feel the need to comment on that last assholes comment...

just because you are incapable of winning a game does not place the burden on the programmer. i made it to level 8 without losing a single life, and you cant get past level 3 without cutting your string. its sad that you automatically blame the programmer for that problem. i assume you also want to email tom fulp and tell him "oh sorry, i never beat dad n me. im sure its just because your programming sucks." dont bother. if you ever sent me an email like that, id delete it immediately.

you waste my precious oxygen...

Score: 0

"umm, just a few quick questions..."

submission: FF7 Viva la revolution

date: February 10, 2006

alright, firstly, at what point in the creation process did you say to yourself "this is really good, i should put this on newgrounds". second, if the hardest job you had was to trace VG Cats images, how were you able to screw that up? there is no way tracing could be nearly that difficult.

now, for the rest of newgrounds. what the fuck? how did this get a 3.4. people put their time and their weeks, nights, months, etc into making games for you people, and you give them 3.5s. this ass spends 20 min in front of his computer, and you give him a 3.4. thats enough to piss any self-respecting artist off.

back to the author, if you are going to choose to animate, make the whole thing animated. you wouldnt have lost points in my eyes if you had just drawn the characters your way, but kept the joke from vg cats. at least that way, you wouldnt lose points for horrible tracing.

and lastly, for tom. how did this get on frontpage? im convinced some kid hacked NG and put this on frontpage himself, because i have more faith in toms judgement, that he hopefully wouldnt just put whatever shit he finds in the portal on frontpage. sad day...

Score: 6

"way to go, i guess"

submission: 360 Supreme Catcher

date: January 25, 2006

it goes to show that if you wrap anything up in fancy dressings, itll do well, no matter how mundane the end result may be...

Score: 10

"haha"

submission: Biology Robots

date: January 22, 2006

lol @ u, hashy. how do i AS here?

Score: 0

"i cant bring myself NOT to comment..."

submission: NRU for Newbies!!!!

date: January 15, 2006

i cant decide yet if you were joking with this or not. on the one hand, if you are joking, then i hate you because it wasnt very funny, and it didnt do an adequate job mocking tutorial flashes. on the other had, if you were serious, then i hate you for being a n00b writing tutorials for n00bs. this is so painfully basic that, joking or not, it does not work out in your favour...